How to Have a Great Pond in Seven Easy Steps

Have you ever wanted a pond, but just didn’t know how to make it happen? I know I have. Well, I’m here to show you how to have a great pond in seven easy steps.

Step 1: Dig a five to 10 foot deep crater in the ground—I suggest you own the land or have very understanding neighbors before doing this.

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Summer 1980: Dad (22) and Me (3)

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How to Look Cool in a Photo

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Me (4) April 1981

This is all wrong. I’m looking away from the camera, I have no idea what I’m doing with my hands, and I don’t know what I’m doing with my mouth, but I don’t think we can count that as a smile. The brick wall in Uncle Mark and Aunt Elsie’s basement is a nice touch, but when is the last time someone looked cool in a rocking chair? Okay, let’s see if someone else in the family can show us how to look cool in a photo. Continue reading “How to Look Cool in a Photo”